The single most important thing Tom said in his video.
This gets funnier every time I watch it!! The non-retarded characters like Pam, Ryan, Andy and Kelly jump at the same time, and then there are delays with all the other characters, and then Darryl is just so done with all their shit & then freAKING STANLEY JUST KICKS HIS LEG UP HAHAHAHA MAN IT SOMEHOW GOT FUNNIER
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
are you satan
My favorite thing to burn.
Title: Mardy Bum
Artist: Arctic Monkeys
Mardy Bum (With string section) - Glastonbury 2013
Best thing Arctic Monkeys have done in a long time tbh
don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry
if i ignore you its not because i dont like you its because i think you dont like me
THE PEOPLE LAUGHING AT HER MAKE ME SO MAD GROW UP U TARGET CLOTHED LOSERS
2 kl 4 skl
Coming into school all fabulous and shit.
Sounding extremely formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.
Ok lol thanxx :-)
"average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
there are certain people who touch my hair and im like what to heck get away from me and there’s others and im like yes i will fall asleep on u
Bob Dylan (via artgarpunkel)
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